Hello, staff. This is a test of the internal communications system of The Director. In order to ensure the system is properly functioning, please copy and paste the following in a response message to this message:

The Staff Oath
My talents and ambition are what brought me to The Company.
My personal input is valuable to The Company.
My communication is essential to the success of The Company.
My cooperation is vital to the success of The Company.

My time in The Company shall be focused on creating a healthy, balanced Population and World that is capable of examining and participating in the vast spectrum of what is considered to be the human condition. If during my time in The Company I feel any conflict or conundrum during execution of my duties, I understand that I am liable to termination due to a possible breach in unbiased decision making regarding the Population and the World.

Looking forward to everyone’s future work,
The Director

Only designated employees may directly interact with the Population.
Violators of work standards and code are subject to penalties up to termination, to be determined by The Director.
Questions, suggestions, complaints, and counsel are always considered, but The Director’s will is final.